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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Last fall, in the middle of a  long work trip, I started sending daily postcards to my wife. 
I haven’t missed a day since.</description><title>Postcards to Stinks</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @postcardstostinks)</generator><link>http://postcardstostinks.com/</link><item><title>Pretty loud. Hypertension.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7px53Q8W1qitvaco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7px53Q8W1qitvaco2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pretty loud. Hypertension.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/14228532350</link><guid>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/14228532350</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:19:53 -0500</pubDate><category>nyc</category><category>brooklyn</category><category>world's fair</category><category>vintage</category><category>hypertension</category><category>love</category></item><item><title>She looks like the orange hairy thing in Bug Bunny cartoons.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5pe4Szge1qitvaco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5pe4Szge1qitvaco2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;She looks like the orange hairy thing in Bug Bunny cartoons.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/14174800698</link><guid>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/14174800698</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 14:13:16 -0500</pubDate><category>nyc</category><category>brooklyn</category><category>south street seaport</category><category>ambrose</category><category>bugs bunny</category><category>boobs</category></item><item><title>Just saying what we’re all thinking.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvy7oxnbTI1qitvaco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvy7oxnbTI1qitvaco2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just saying what we’re all thinking.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/13974378964</link><guid>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/13974378964</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 13:07:45 -0500</pubDate><category>nyc</category><category>brooklyn</category><category>radio city</category><category>art deco</category><category>capsicum</category><category>green peper</category><category>british</category></item><item><title>Upwards of fifteen people got to see her genitals at least, so...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvumegYLdK1qitvaco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvumegYLdK1qitvaco2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Upwards of fifteen people got to see her genitals at least, so that’s good.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/13882048971</link><guid>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/13882048971</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:35:04 -0500</pubDate><category>nyc</category><category>brooklyn</category><category>empire state building</category><category>poo</category><category>genitals</category><category>birth</category><category>lol</category><category>art deco</category></item><item><title>“You’re welcome, Mike.”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvqu5cXWro1qitvaco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvqu5cXWro1qitvaco2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“You’re welcome, Mike.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/13785705125</link><guid>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/13785705125</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 13:32:00 -0500</pubDate><category>nyc</category><category>brooklyn</category><category>grand central</category><category>art deco</category><category>thanks</category></item><item><title>Me, I’ve always been a President Santorum guy.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvjhosoohm1qitvaco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvjhosoohm1qitvaco2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Me, I’ve always been a President Santorum guy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/13597471435</link><guid>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/13597471435</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 14:19:40 -0500</pubDate><category>nyc</category><category>brooklyn</category><category>united nations</category><category>c-section</category><category>OR</category><category>bachmann</category><category>romney</category><category>gingrich</category></item><item><title>Five hours of energy, eighteen years of sleep deprivation.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvhm6aaCNs1qitvaco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvhm6aaCNs1qitvaco2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Five hours of energy, eighteen years of sleep deprivation.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/13553182816</link><guid>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/13553182816</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 14:01:22 -0500</pubDate><category>nyc</category><category>brooklyn</category><category>grand central</category><category>art deco</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>More Mike Milch Facts About Mike Milch.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvdunuWZNn1qitvaco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvdunuWZNn1qitvaco2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;More Mike Milch Facts About Mike Milch.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/13459580542</link><guid>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/13459580542</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:14:18 -0500</pubDate><category>nyc</category><category>brooklyn</category><category>chrysler building</category><category>art deco</category><category>anal bleaching</category><category>blogs</category><category>facts</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>SHE ALWAYS WINS AT EVERYTHING!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luri46x5BZ1qitvaco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 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&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lurhq9CVEc1qitvaco2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Reminds me of eighth grade.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/12884301364</link><guid>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/12884301364</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 11:27:45 -0500</pubDate><category>nyc</category><category>brooklyn</category><category>central park</category><category>ant farm</category><category>uncle milton</category><category>sex crimes</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>We’re still looking for a platinum-level navel sponsor.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lupqsmFlvL1qitvaco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lupqsmFlvL1qitvaco2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We’re still looking for a platinum-level navel sponsor.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/12841247334</link><guid>http://postcardstostinks.com/post/12841247334</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 12:48:21 -0500</pubDate><category>blue nile</category><category>brooklyn</category><category>lincoln center</category><category>lol</category><category>nyc</category><category>pampers</category><category>sponsors</category><category>hair club for men</category><category>zappos</category></item><item><title>Can we take a second to reflect on the fact that as many as half...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luny7533jC1qitvaco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; 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